Stupid Funny Jokes Biography
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Teacher: “Emil… why are you coming into my classroom on your
hands and knees?”
Emil: “Because yesterday you told me not to talk into your
class late.”
A boy telling his friend: “The food was awful at summer camp
this year. My first day there, I threw mine in the lake and darned if the fish
didn’t throw it back.”
Teacher: “If your father earned $50,000 a month and gave
your mother half, what would she have?”
Student: “Heart failure or maybe a stroke!”
Teacher: “In the alphabet, what comes after ‘O’?”
Student: “Yeah.”
Teacher: “Attention class! First off, who can name a deadly
poison?”
Charlie: “I can, teacher. Aviation. One drop and you’re
dead.”
Teacher: “Just how did this window get broken?”
Student: “I was cleaning my slingshot and it went off.”
New kid: “Where do you live?”
Old kid: “On Tough Street. The farther you go, the tougher
you get. I live in the last house!”
Two kids talking:
Kid 1: You shoulda been with me this summer at camp. We had
a lot of tough times with skunks.
Kid 2: How do they smell?
Kid 1: They smell like our gym class! But I never changed
clothes once this summer at camp and y’know what? Toward the end of the season,
the skunks ran away from me.”
Elmer: “Hey, Gorge, did you hear about the tire that had a
nervous breakdown?”
George: “Nope. Tell me about it.”
Elmer: “It just couldn’t take any more pressure!”
“My mother really talked to the airplane pilot when we got
on the plane.”
“Really? What’d she talk about.”
“Oh, she just told him not to go faster than sound ’cause
she and I wanted to talk a lot.”
Two kids were walking home from school. “What should we do
tonight?” – one asked.
“Let’s flip a coin,” replied the other. “If it comes up
head, we will go to the movies. If it comes up tail, we’ll play pool. If it
stands on edge, we’ll study.”
Jonas: “Did you hear about the stupid farmer who ran a
steamroller over his field of potatoes?”
Adam: “Nope. Not a word.”
Jonas: “Well, the dope thought he’d get a crop of smashed
potatoes.”
Mary: “Get away from me, Jamie. You remind me of the ocean.”
Jamie: “Why is that? Because I’m so handsome?”
Mary: “No! Because you make me sick!”
A small boy ridiculed the talk about a painless dentist in
his neighborhood.
“He is not painless at all,” said the lad. “He put his
finger in my mouth and I bit it and he yelled just like anybody would.”
Pathan Aur Kella-Jokes 1 Pathan Chhilkay Sameet Kella Kha
Raha Tha: Kisi ne Usko Toka… Isko Chheel to Lo.. Pathan: Cheelnay ki Kya
Zaroorat Hai. Humko Maloom Hai, Iske Andar Kaila Hai.
Husband Aur Wife-Jokes Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi
1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo? Husband:- Tum dimagh kharab
mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi
DRIVER-Jokes 2 Girls Bus Me Seat k liye Lar Rhi thi DRIVER:
ap Me se Jo Umr Me Bari Hy wo Beth Jae. Phr kia, Dono Hi Pury Rasty Khmosh
khari Rahin
Secertry-Jokes ‘Boss ne aik Khubsort Secertry rkh li Kuch hi
Dino bad Boss ne Apny 54 Manzla Office se Jump Lga kr Khud kashi kr li. Police
2 Secertry: us wqt office me kon kon tha.? Secertry: us wqt me whan Mojod thi,
Mere B0ss buht...
Try Again-Jokes Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan, Baar
Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha. Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua? Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan
Main Likha Hai Try Again
Phatan And Doctor-Jokes Phatan ne Doctor ko bohat mara: Logo
ne pocha kyou? Phatan: Etni garmi main kehta hy Paani Boil Kar k Piyo
MomAur Beta-Jokes Mom:Beta kio roo rahay ho? Beta:Teacher
nay maraa mughe Mom:Kio maraa? Beta:Main nay unko MURGHI kaha tha Mom: kio kaha
tha? Beta: wo hamesha test main anda deti hain
Pathan Molvi Sahab Say-Jokes Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa
tareeqa batao k Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay? Molvi: Logon se
Mukke aur Laaten Khao. Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga
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