Extremely Funny Jokes Biography
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There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.
The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine.
The next day the doctor called and the wife answered.
"I'm going to need to run a few more tests", the doctor said.
"I'm going to need a semen, urine and a fecal sample".
After she hung up the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
"He needs a pair of your underwear".
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!
What's worse than the holocaust?
Women's rights.........
Kid: Dear Santa, send me a brother!
Santa: Send me your mother.
Why did the Chicken cross teh Road.
A man wakes up in the hospital. A doctor says theres good news and bad. The man says tell me the bad first. The doctor says we amputated the other leg, we will amputate the other leg tomorrow. The man grew very sad. The man says sadly after whats the good news. The doctor says see that guy over there he wants to buy your shoes.
grab your girl shove you dixon cider
Jayden is a ****!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
I was reading a book on antigravity, but put it down because it was boring.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Why did the jew got to the grocery store?
Because he was out of milk.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
A blonde went to electronic store and she asked, "How much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."
She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."
Quotes
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
Evening news is when they start off with Good Evening and then proceed to telling you why it isn't.
I don’t mind if you sleep in class, but please do not snore, you are disrupting those who are sleeping.
One day, I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?''
''Why sure,'' said the manager, ''we have something that works especially well for that.''
A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. ''No, no! A little to the left,'' said the other blonde inside the car.
Bat Joke
Once there were three bats. They lived in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night the bats made a bet to see who could drink the most blood.
The first bat comes home one night and has blood dripping off his fangs. The other two bats are amazed and asked how much blood he had drunk.
The first bat said, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people." The second bat goes out on his night and comes back with blood around his mouth. The other two bats are astonished and ask how many people's blood had he drunk. The bat said, "See that castle over there. I drank the blood of five people."
The third bat goes out on his night and comes back covered in blood. This was totally amazing to the other two bats. They ask how much blood he drank. The 3rd bat said, "See that castle over there?" and the other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."
Joke
Why did the mirror have holes in it?
Cause a blond tried to shoot herself!
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Blonde
A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with fields on either side. She looks out the window and sees another blonde in the middle of a field, in a rowboat, rowing and rowing.
She stops the car, rolls down the window and yells, "You know it's blondes like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name!"
Getting no reaction from the blonde in the rowboat, she screams, "If I could swim I'd come out there and punch you out!"
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.
At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.
The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"
Smart Blondee
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever
What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriever.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriever.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriever.
What do you call a smart blonde
A Golden Retriever.
More quotes!
I got a lot of ideas. The problem is that most of them suck.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, Where the heck is the ceiling?
Don’t worry, they can’t hit us from this fa... -last words of a Civil war general
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Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
It takes 47 to frown and 13 to smile, but it takes 0 to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
The inventor of Crest Toothpaste passed away. Four out of five dentists went to his funeral.
The quotes just keep getting better and better.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
The blondes just keep getting dumber and dumber.
Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
In case she had to draw some blood.
A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"
The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"
The blonde answered, "Duh, in that big red truck!"
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave!
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