Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell Biography
Source (Google.com.pk)1)TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
2)TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
3)TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
4)TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
5)TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
6)TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
7)TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the grondthan you are.
8)TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right.. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
9)TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
10)TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's chry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
11)TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
12)TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
13)TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.
14)Teacher: Well, there is one good thing I can tell you about your son.
Father: Oh? What's that?
Teacher: With the grades that he's getting, he can't possibly be cheating.
15)Teacher: Your essay about your cat is the same as your sister's.
Pupil: That is because it is the same cat!
16)Teacher: Do you understand the importance of punctuation?
Student: Oh yes, I always get to school on time.
17)Teacher: Can you tell me what a unit of electricity is called?
Student: What?
Teacher: Correct
18)Teacher: Please name two pronouns.
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Correct.
19)Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.
20)Teacher:What is the difference between a car and a tree?
Student:The car leaves the shed whereas the tree sheds the leaf
20)) Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher:"What about ur mother?"
Sam:She is a woman.
21) Tom : “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.
22)Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler commited suicide
23)A Teacher lecturing on population - In world after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Man stands up - we must find & stop her!.
24)Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Johny: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
THere is a Mexican, a Canadian and an america on the plane.
The pilot yells that the plane is losing altitude. the canadian says" this is for my friends!!!!!!!!' and he jumps off.
Several minutes later, the pilot says that the plane is again losing altitude
The AMerican says this is for the Alamo!
and he takes the Mexican and throws him off
Where is God ??
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time.
guess what....
GOD is missing, and they think we did it!
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