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एक दिन

एक पडोस का छोरा

मेरे तै आके बोल्या

‘चाचा जी अपनी इस्त्री दे देयो’

मैं चुप्प

वो फेर कहण लागा:

‘चाचा जी अपनी इस्त्री दे देयो ना?’

जब उसने यह कही दुबारा

मैंने अपनी बीरबानी की तरफ करया इशारा:

‘ले जा भाई या बैठी’

छोरा कुछ शरमाया, कुछ मुस्काया

फेर कहण लागा:

‘नहीं चाचा जी, वो कपडा वाली’

मैं बोल्या,

‘तन्नै दिखे कोन्या

या कपडा में ही तो बैठी सै’

वो छोर फेर कहण लगा

‘चाचा जी, तम तो मजाक करो सो

मननै तो वो करंट वाली चाहिये’

मैं बोल्या,

‘अरी बावली औलाद,

तू हाथ लगा के देख

या करैंट भी मारयै सै’..

According to Bhupinder Singh Hooda,

‘Robert Vadra is a small farmer’.

Okay, okay. What does he grow?

Oh. Money Plant

Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai usey ghar degi.

Sardar k 3 the,usne wife se kaha padosan k 2

b mere hai unko lata hu.

lane ke bad

sardar wife se - apne 3 kaha gaye?

WIFE- Jinke the wo le gye

A student was asked 2 write a signboard

for the traffic rules near da college campus

He wrote :

Drive Carefully !!

Don't kill the students,

wait for the Teachers..!

एक ब एक छोरी बस मैँ खङी थी

अडडे पर त एक ताऊ चढा! ताऊ का धकका उस छोरी क लाग

गया!

छोरी बोली ताऊ के करय स मेरा जलेबी जुङा न बुजाङयगो !

ताऊ नयू बोलयो ऐ छोरी मननै के बेरो तु सर प ए कडाई

चढा रही सै.

एक हरियाणवी छोरे की दिल्ली की एक पतली सी लडकी से

फ्रेँडशिप हो गई ! उसने लड़की को मेसेज भेजा:

मुखडा भी तेरा ख़ास कोन्या ;

हड्डियों पर तेरे माँस कोन्या;

प्रपोज तैने मै क्या ख़ाक करूं;

तेरी तो वैलटनडे तक जीने की आस कोन्या!

Qualities of INDIANS

1. Jab Shampoo Bottle Khatam

ho jaaye to usme Pani daalo

ek baar aur use karlo.

2. Toothpaste ko tab tak use

karo jab taq usko pura nichod

naa loo.

3. Ghar me showcase me China

Crockery ko sirf aur sirf Guests k

liye use karo.

4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi

nai, par Gold k rates ki bahot

chinta hai apne ko.

5. TV k remote ko zor zor se

dabayenge, usse thokenge, par

usme nayi batteries nai

lagayenge.

6. Kisi ne Dinner Party me invite

kiya ho to uss din, din

bhar kuch nai khaayenge,

taki waha party me jee bhar

k daba sake.

7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye to

usse night dress bana lo,

jab aur jaada purani ho jaaye

to use Holi me use karo, Aur

fir usska Pocha bana lo.

8. Dominos waale se extra

Ketchup, Oreganon Chilli

maango taki usse baad me

ghar me use kar sake Aur

Sabse Important.

9. Pani Puri Khaane k baad,

payment karne k baad free

Sukha Puri apna Haq hai..!!

HAI NA??

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