Funny Jokes Short Biography
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An angry husband hit the wife, she hit the son, he hit the daughter and the latter hit the cat. Then the cat pissed to everyone’s slippers.
Funny jokes from daily life - Driving licence
A girl talks to a guy:
- You know, I have passed driving exams. Now I'll be choosing a machine to buy. Maybe you could advise which machine would be the best?
- Washing one...
Funny jokes from daily life - Knock knock
Somebody knocks on door:
- Who is there?
- Police?
- What do you want?
- We want to talk.
- How many of you are there?
- Two.
- So talk with each other.
Dunny jokes from daily life - Guests
There are two types of guests: the ones, who want to stay longer, and the ones, who want to go home asap. Strangely enough, these two types are normally found in married couples.
Funny jokes from daily life - Worse than that
What's worse than eating an apple and finding a worm?
Eating an apple and finding half a worm.
Funny jokes from daily life - Discussion
Plants discuss:
Broccoli: "It seems to me that I am like a tree."
Walnut: "And I'm like little brains."
Mushroom: "Ha, but I look like an umbrella."
Banana: "I do not like this conversation..."
Funny jokes from daily life - In a bar
Men are having a good time in bar, just one sits sad.
- Peter, why are you so sad?
- My wife was diagnosed with AIDS... Men, just kidding. Why all of you get so scared?
Funny jokes from daily life - Singer
A singer during his tour arrives to a small province town and asks for a pretty high fee:
- Everybody knows me – says he to the chairman of local culture office, trying to persuade him.
Finally the concert takes place, but only three people came to it.
- You are a liar, you told me that everyone knows you, but only three man came to your concert, - rebels the chairman.
- Of course, - says the singer – only those three came, who didn’t know me.
Funny jokes from daily life - eating
In a restaurant:
- What would you like to eat?
- I would prefer to read the menu first.
- If you want to read, go to the library.
Funny jokes from daily life - Bar
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman to place 10 mugs and fill in with the beer. The bartender places mugs and starts filling them. The guy follows him and drink beer immediately. The bartender asks:
-Why are you so in a hurry?
-If you would have, what I have, you would be also in a hurry.
The bartender steps back a little bit and asks:
One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly
does so.
She says, “Anything you say can and will be held against
you.”
He replies “BREASTS.”
A Chinese man rings his boss, “Me no work I sick.”
Boss says, “When I’m sick, I make love with my wife. Try
that.”
Two hours later the Chinese man rings back, “Me better, you
got nice house.”
The following text messages were exchanged on a cold winters
day.
Wife: “Windows frozen.”
Husband: “Pour some warm water over them.”
Wife: “Computer completely screwed up now.”
A doctor says to his patient, “I have a bad news and a worse
news”.
“Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” – asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That’s terrible,” said the patient. “How can the news
possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since
yesterday.”
Cousin Elly, who happens to be blonde, is the world’s worst
at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her
one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on
it.
Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked;
how to plug it in, set the timer, go back to bed, and upon rising, the coffee
is ready.
A few weeks later Elly was back in the store and Riley asked
her how she liked the coffee maker.
“Wonderful!” she replied, “However, there’s one thing I
don’t understand. Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of
coffee?”
-And what do you have?
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Grandma and her little grandson were in the park picking up
ripe walnuts on a beautiful fall day. “These are the kind of nuts your Daddy
loves best,” she said.
The little boy replied, “Maybe he likes these things best
but the nuts I like are doughnuts!”
“Did God make you, Papa?”
“Yep! He certainly did.”
“And did He make me too?”
“Of course, He did.”
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