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A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him he owes $8.

"But I already paid you. Don't you remember?" says the customer.

"OK," says the bartender, "if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."

The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second man rushes in, orders a couple beers, and later pulls the same stunt.

The barkeep replies, "OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."

The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks. The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.

The bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the

The man interrupts, "Don't bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I'll be on my way."

Sumeone Kills AMIR'S GF

& He Loses His Memory.

Than He Tries To Find out D Killer.

Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.

Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :P

Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon,,

Itna Bta. Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?

Ammi ka jawab :

Sharab Haram he, aur wo

Haramzadi,

Or to

haramkhor,

Ab Uth Or 1 Kilo Piyaz 1 Kilo Aalo Le K Aa.... 

('.'}

(_/\\ Sare Romance Ki

Watt Laga di daikh Yaar ammi k kam

Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.

Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.

chahat kehti hai izhar krle.

par mummy khti hai pehl

Graduation to pass karle

Mil gaya,

Mil gaya mughe KOI mil gaya…..

oye oye mil gia

mil gia , oye mil gia

sach me mil gaya Yaar…………..

April main mara SMS padhne wala ik or FOOL mil gaya,

HELLO FOOL

2 Reasons why I never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone...

1) I don't have iPhone.. :D

2) I don't have a girlfriend. :/ :P

 A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient 

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” 

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.

Really Girls are very Smart...=P

Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai?

Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,

Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..

Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lel

Girl: Thanku,

dedo...

ye huyi na Baat... :p =D

 Extraordinarily Student Teacher: 

"Do you know

Avogadro's Number" ?? 

pappu : "Avogadro Ladka Tha

Ya Ladki" ??.

Teacher: "Ladka" .

pappu : "Sorry Dude, Mai Ladko

Ke Number Nahi Rakhta”

 

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