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An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:
YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!
Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"
Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"
Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
Sumeone Kills AMIR'S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Than He Tries To Find out D Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :P
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
Can u dance
No
Sure
Just try it
Sure u cant
That means u r pappu!!!
Because pappu cant dance ..
How will a rat purpose a cat...??
"Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..
O Billo Rani..!!;-)
If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep.
Then Home Is Not A Place To Study.
A Student Service Msg...!
A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
is this love?
GOD replied,
no dear, result is near
What is the true meaning of 'Study'??
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P

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