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Has oído el caso de ese fugitivo que secuestró un autobús de turistas japoneses?

Have you heard about the case of that fugitive who held hostage a busload of Japanese tourists?

La policía tiene 5.000 fotos suyas.

The police have 5,000 pictures of him.

Hay tres clases de personas:

There are three kinds of people:

las que saben contar y las que no.

those who know how to count, and those who don't.

El doctor llama por teléfono a su paciente:

The doctor calls his patient by telephone:

- Vera, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala.

"Vera, I have good news and bad news."

- Bueno... dígame primero la buena.

"Well then, . . . tell me the good news first."

- Los resultados del análisis indican que le quedan 24 horas de vida.

"The results of the analysis indicate that you have 24 hours left to live."

- Pero, bueno, ¿eso es la buena noticia? ¿Entonces cuál es la mala?

"Well, that's the good news? Then what's the bad news?"

- Que llevo intentando localizarle desde ayer.

"That I have been trying to reach you since yesterday."

Unos tíos están subidos a un árbol cuando les ve un policía.

Some guys are up in a tree when a policeman sees them.

- Pero, bueno, ¿ustedes qué hacen ahí? Venga hombres, bajen. ¡No sea que se caigan y se rompan algo!

"Well, what are you all doing there? Come on men, come down. Let's not have any of you falling and breaking something!"

Y cuando llegan al suelo...

And when they arrive on the ground . . .

- A ver, ¿ustedes quiénes son?

"O.K. now, who are you?"

-¡Pucha, qué memoria! ¡Los del árbol!

"Geez, what a memory! The ones from the tree!"

- Jo, tío, me acabo de comprar un aparato para la sordera que es una maravilla. Me lo puedo meter en la oreja y nadie se da cuenta.

"Hey, man, I have just bought myself an aid for deafness that is a wonder. I can put it in my ear and nobody realizes it."

- Jo, ¡qué cosas...! ¿y cuánto te ha costado?

"Huh, what things [will they think of next]! And how much did it cost you?"

- Las dos y cuarto.

"A quarter past two."

Un paciente entra en la consulta del médico.

A patient enters the doctor's office.

Doctor: - ¿Qué es lo que le ha traído por aquí?

Doctor: "What is it that's brought you here?"

Paciente - Una ambulancia, ¿por qué?

Patient: "An ambulance. Why?"

Se encuentran dos amigos.

Two friends run into each other.

- Oye, macho, ¡tengo un pato que habla!

"Hey [listen], man, I have a duck that talks!"

- Amos, hombre, no digas tonterías.

"Come on, man, don't say stupid things."

- Que sí, ya verás. Ven a mi casa y lo ves.

"But it's true, you'll see. Come to my house and you'll see it."

Llegan a la casa, abren la puerta y aparece un pato.

They arrive at the house, open the door, and a duck appears.

- A ver. Pato, tráeme una corbata.

"Watch. Duck, bring me a tie."

- Cuaaa!

"Quack!"

- Pst... la de rayas misma!

"Geez . . . the striped one! [Cuál = Which?]

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