Funny Jokes For Teenagers Biography
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THIS IS Smartness...!
What a pleasant surprise.. You came home early" Wife speaks so gladly.
I was forced to do it. I have to obey what my boss told me to do. He ordered: "GO TO HELL"
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong admit it;
Whenever you're right shut up.
A girl worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A boy never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
How do you know if you are mentally ill?
One in 4 people are. Check 3 friends; if they are OK, you're it!
Jacky: Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Selina: Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!
Explanation: Above joke's storyline is misunderstanding. You never know the interest of a girl. Like you, she may also be seeking for some cute girls. That is happens with Jacky when he tries to impress Selina in bar! So next time, take care of this thing before you go ahead.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Interpretation: You must be lucky if you're out for business trips. Real fun is always outside with some crazy ways which, of-course, are hated by your family specially wife. Got it! So send lots of love to your family from out of the town and spend great time with their love and without their interference.
No one cares unless you're pretty or dying.
Interpretation: So hilarious! When a girl is so beautiful and you find her in trouble, how bad you feel and do all the effort to help her. What if an ugly man is in trouble? You ignore. So being pretty is really a good feature and God gift!
It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.
Shopkeeper: Stop! you can't smoke here.
Me: But I bought the it from your shop.
Shopkeeper: We also sell condoms but that doesn't mean.. but you don't use them here!
Interpretation: What a witty reply when a customer buys something from their shop and insists of using it on his place. I am sure the user has nothing to say after listening that. But we readers can laugh on this joke and gonna share it with friends. Lol!
Global warming was the reason the name Ivy Blue came into being...just think about it!
Saying you have a headache to get out of things because your to lazy to go.
Please understand that I didn’t do it! Unless I was supposed to do it. Then of course I did it.
Sometimes I feel like I am emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit for a very long time!
Q: What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
A: You can unscrew the light bulb.
When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomach?
Lady to Radio Jockey: It would be a great help if you call to my husband who left me and took all our three kids with him.
Radio Jockey: Yes, for sure... Its on. You please speak your message.
Lady: Honey, kindly return back two kids because only one of them is yours!!!
The old people used to tell me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, 'Ha ha, You’re next!' So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals!
After long argument I say 'It's ok' to shut your ugly mouth.
When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.
It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.
Friend: You go to concerts on school nights? Me: No, it's more like I go to school on concert nights.
Nobody knows I’m not wearing underwear.
Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
You grow on people, but so does cancer.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to them.
Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Basic research is what I'm doing, when I don't know what I'm doing.
Satire
You buy a wonderful costly phone and imagine.. girls will be impressed and you what you get is get lost!
You study hard whole young life and uneducated ministers earn millions..Who is more smart?
Spending whole life loving a single girl.. Day night think of her and she marries a engineer who looks like a black dog.. You get LOL!
One Liners:
Evening news is when they start off with Good Evening and then proceed to telling you why it isn't.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!
How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
Turn off the carousel.
Energizer bunny arrested-charged with battery.
What did 0 say to number 8?
Nice belt.
Waiter, waiter! There's a slug in my salad.
Oh, I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know you were a vegetarian.
Take the mast off when you speak to me.
Whats a snail?
A slug with a crash helmet.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
A man walked into a bar.
Ouch.
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
What would the lamp say to the man?
Nothing. A lamp is an inanimate object.
I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.
What dog keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
Overweight:
A lady woman was surprisingly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
Doctor: I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip one day, and repeat this instruction for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.
After 2 weeks, when lady returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 15 pounds.
Doctor: Wow, that’s brilliant! Did you follow my plan?
Lady nodded. I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.
Doctor: From hunger, you mean?
The only thing our students want to hear from you, sir, is how to engineer jobs in the current market!
Boss:
The virus means business. It wants us to send online secure payment to leave our system.
I chose a wrong mentor - what about you?
The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
Interpretation: It is true when your boss shares something witty, you must laugh otherwise he might feel insulted and your promotion can be stopped. So whether they are funny or not, everyone laughs at them.
Employee : Boss, you called me?
Boss : Yes, go to home and make love with your wife.
Employee : (After an hour) ,done sir
Boss : Do it again.
Employee : Done again, sir.
Boss : Do it once more
Employee : Now I don't have
stamina for it, sir.
Boss : Very good,here are my car
keys, drop my daughter at home.
Explanation: What a smart and proactive boss. He is so doubtful about his employee or daughter that he makes his worker to tried before sending his daughter with him. But anyhow it was a funny experience. Isn't it?
A pregnant lady asked her Sir if she could have the day off because she wasn't feeling fine. He tells her the only way she is leaving work is if she starts her contractions. So she yells "shouldn't, couldn't, Can't, didn't, won't, wouldn't!"
Driver:
Are you afraid of dying alone? Become a bus driver.
Interpretation: How witty! This joke tells that we all need company to something daring. They are not suggesting how to avoid suicide but giving you idea to be bus driver because there are hundreds more people who can go heaven/hell to accompany you.
Relationship:
Some relationships are like fat girls. They never workout. Interpretation: This joke shows How complicated some relationships are! It doesn't matter how much efforts you put in to improve, there are always some reasons to fight for. It is just like a fat girl who never takes pain to lose weight.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped the girl?
Wiped his back because she kicks really hard!
One day, a 7 year old boy went to visit his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said: "Grandma, why don't you have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV-set is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs makes me feel good and the comedies makes me laugh. I'm happy with my it as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV-set, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting knobs, trying to get it focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood his grandpa's old friend, now the grandma's minister.
The minister said: "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied: "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend!"
Husband-Wife:
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Interpretation: How situations or attitudes change after just marriage. Love converts into revenge, closeness converts into ignorance and so on. It is human mentality and we have to accept it while readers enjoy it.
Whenever they ask me why females don't gamble as much as males do?
I just give them a uncommon smart reply: Their total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
Doctor: Please lie down, I need to check you.
Female: Okay but call the nurse too.
Doctor: Why, you don't have trust in me?
Female: I do, but my husband, who is outside, doesn't have trust in me...
Thing to laugh on: How century changes! Gone those day when husbands used to have blind faith their wives. Now they don't even trust them for a single second and all credit goes to those cheaters females who have made all wives the victim of doubt.
Husband: I am feeling so happy while seeing your friend.
Wife: Yeah, I can see your happiness through your jeans.
Interpretation: Yeah, you must be feeling so funny! But it is true that men are like dogs. Girls always know their weak point and males get excited when they notice beautiful girls. Although your wife can see your intentions through your changed behavior, so be cautious!
Once a man questioned his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me any fortune?"
"Dear hubby, I'd have married you... NO Matter who left you a fortune!" She replied softly.
Every girl need 4 pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for it all!
One day, little Sam was at the park playing when he saw his dad and aunt walk behind the bushes.
He followed them quietly.
What he saw surprised him a lot. Sam ran home and told his Mother... Guess what I saw today!
"How should I know" Mom replied.
"You know, dad at aunty went into the bushes and aunty took off dad's jacket and then..."
"Stop, it is better you to wait until you daddy gets back to home and we have dinner to finish your story?" mom said.
"Fine" said Sam.
And when they were all having dinner, Sam started..
"and then Dad did to Aunt what Uncle did to Mom while Dad was out...."
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