Thursday 19 December 2013

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Humor has a vital role in one’s personality. Humor has its own charm. But not all human beings possess sense of humor. This quality is not much common but the ones possessing it can light up a boring event or serious discussion. Such persons bring life in a gathering and make everyone smile. It is commonly said: ‘Being absolutely ridiculous is better than being absolutely boring.’ Jokes make you laugh and they make you forget your depression for a while. Humor defines the personality of a person. Besides being serious in life, there should be some fun and a room for one to enjoy life and most of the times sarcasm serves the purpose. A little humor induced in a discussion or gossip adds spice to it. And the ones having least interest suddenly get cheered up and attentive.

Further it is a good deed to make a person smile that is depressed or sad. So you can punch a joke just to bring a smile on your friends face. It gives you satisfaction and makes you happy too. Even world renowned poets and authors use humor in their poetry as it is a necessary part in making the readers not to lose interest. So an idea came into my mind why not make my viewers happy ad bring smile on their faces by posting some funny jokes and trolls. You can punch these jokes to your friends and they will burst into laughter. Here we go, please don’t forget to visit Funny Quotes keep visiting Graphicsheat for more fun stuff.
3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
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Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *walks away*
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!
Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke?
Son: Yeah!
Dad: Pussy.
Son: I dont get it.
Dad: Exactly...
Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b*tch.
Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass!
Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What'aya watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.
when a girl changes in front of you
(a) she likes you
(b) your level 99 friend zone
(c) she's pretty sure your gay
I wasn't going to download the song "Thrift Shop"...
But shit, it was only 99 cents!
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.
Jack and Jill went up a hill,
So Jack could lick her candy,
Well Jack got a shock and mouthful of cock,
'Cause Jill's real name was randy.
I must have a great butt, because every time I finish talking to someone and start to walk away. I hear them whisper 'what an ass'
I told my dad to embrace his mistakes.
He cried. Then he hugged my sister & me.
Me: I bet you can't say the alphabet faster than me.
Friend: challenge accepted A B C D E F G H I....
Me: the alphabet
Friend: you son of a b*tch...
I asked my girlfriend what movie my dick reminded her of...
She replied, "Chicken Little"
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon.
Neil A. backwards is Alien.
To do list:
1. Buy a sword
2. Name it Kindness
3. Kill people with Kindness
10 interesting facts:
1) you cant say "s" without using your tongue
2) just tried it
3) your grinning
4) you just checked to see if i forgot a number
5) your smiling
7) you didnt notice that I forgot 6)
8) so you check it
9) you think this is a weird "joke"
10) you give it a good rating anyway :)

Short Funny Joke In Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid

Short Funny Joke In Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid

Short Funny Joke In Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid

Short Funny Joke In Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid

Short Funny Joke In Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid

Short Funny Joke In Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid

Short Funny Joke In Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid

Short Funny Joke In Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid

Short Funny Joke In Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid

Short Funny Joke In Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid

Short Funny Joke In Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid

Short Funny Joke In Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid

Short Funny Joke In Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid

Short Funny Joke In Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid

Short Funny Joke In Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid

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