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What happened to the monster who ate the Christmas three?

He had to have a tinsel-ectomy. 

Peter: Why do you never hear anything about the tenth reindeer, Olive?

Jo: Olive?

Peter: You know, “Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.”

What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

The letter D. 

Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

In the dictionary. 

Teacher: What does the Christmas tree stand for?

Student: It would take too much room lying down. 

Darren remembers accompanying his father out shopping in the toy department of Hamleys one Christmas Eve.

Dad said, “What a marvelous train set. I’ll buy it.”

The girl behind the counter looked pleased and murmured, “Great, I’m sure your son will really love it.” 

Dad replied with a glint in his eye, “Maybe you’re right. In that case I’ll take two.”

And last, a dirty Christmas joke :D

Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.

She says, “Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you’d like to come into my bedroom.”

Santa responds, “Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know.” 

The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says, “I’ve got something special for you Santa. Can’t you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas eve unforgetable.”

Santa responds, “Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know.”

Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits, I might add. And she says, “Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift.” 

Santa responds “Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can’t get up the chimney with my c*ck this way!!!”

: Why the Christmas tree can’t stand up? A: It doesn’t have legs. Q: What do you call an elf who sings? A: a wrapper! Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any kids? A: He only comes once a year. Q: Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel. Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic. Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A: Because he had low elf esteem. Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? A: Snowballs. Q: How does a Jew celebrate Christmas? A: He installs a parking meter on the roof. Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate clauses The 4 stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus 3. You dress up as Santa Claus 4. You look like Santa Claus Remember, Christmas isn't about how big the tree is, or what's under it. It's about who's around it I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. For Christmas I want Santa’s list of naughty girls. There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving. Is anyone else waiting until December 22nd to Christmas shop? Just in case the Mayans were right? Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas. I woke up in a box. The awkward moment when Santa Claus has the same wrapping paper as your parents. A song told me to Deck the Halls...so I did. Mr.and Mrs. Hall are not very happy. Dear Santa, I was framed. This holiday season, in lieu of gifts, I've decided to give everyone my opinion. I try to be unusually kind and compassionate to those around me during the Holidays, because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa. 

Funny Christmas JokesIn Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid 

Funny Christmas JokesIn Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid 

Funny Christmas JokesIn Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid 

Funny Christmas JokesIn Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid 

Funny Christmas JokesIn Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid 

Funny Christmas JokesIn Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid 

Funny Christmas JokesIn Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid 

Funny Christmas JokesIn Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid 

Funny Christmas JokesIn Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid 

Funny Christmas JokesIn Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid 

Funny Christmas JokesIn Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid 

Funny Christmas JokesIn Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid 

Funny Christmas JokesIn Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid 

Funny Christmas JokesIn Hindi For Adults In Urdu For Facebook To Text In English For Teenagers Images For Adults Dirty For Kids In Hinid 

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