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1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha

To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.

Pathan Namaz thor kar bola: 

Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.

2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"

Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?

Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia

Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na

Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !

Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?

Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay

Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo

After Case

Qatil: Kya howa?

Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo

Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?

Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi, 

Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?

Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

Just how funny is comedian and actress Loni Love? Ask Variety and Comedy Central, both of which have named her among their "Top 10 Comics to Watch" or Campus Activity magazine, which honored her as its "Hot Comic for 2009." Love is not only one of the most hilarious and lovable comics performing stand-up on the comedy club and college circuits, but also a busy TV host, guest and actress who has also appeared in films and dramatic plays.

Love starred in her own half-hour special for Comedy Central and has also been seen on the channel's " Premium Blend," "Weekends at the DL" and "Chocolate News." Her many television appearances include "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn," "The Best Damn Sports Show Period," VH1's "I Love the 70's/80's/90's," VH1's "The Great Debate" and "Comics Unleashed," among numerous others.

Love has enjoyed a recurring role on the Nickelodeon show "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide" as well as guest starring roles on UPN's "Girlfriends" and the CBS sitcom "Worst Week." She was host of the "E! Wildest TV Show Moments" and guest host on "GSN Live."

In 2009 Loni became a CNN correspondent for the show "D.L. Hughley Breaks the News" covering the inauguration of President Barack Obama, as well as doing correspondence for the "Dr. Oz Show." Currently Loni is a regular panelist on E!s hit show "Chelsea Lately" and TruTV's "The Smoking Gun Presents: The World's Dumbest." Loni recently premiered her first one hour special for Comedy Central: "America's Sister." Loni's first love is performing for live audiences. She puts it quite simply, "I love to make people laugh!"

 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.

Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.

Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga

Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai

Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

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