Sms Funny Jokes Biography
Source (Google.com.pk)Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"
Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty
Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia
Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !
Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai
Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai
The most funniest situation in student's life:
When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"
Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"
Three reasons to give Exams
1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you
1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.
An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
"Time will pass, But will you…….??"
"The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study"
(William kaamchor )
Father to son: How did you write your exam?
Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know
Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke
"Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes"
(William Cheater)
Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain
Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas
Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti
Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai
Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta
Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)
Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta
Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?
Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta
Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai
Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega?
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