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एक लड़की मंदिर में भगवान से प्रार्थना कर रही थी -
“हे भगवान, किसी समझदार लड़के को मेरा बॉय-फ्रेंड बना दो …. ”
पास ही खड़ा पुजारी बोला -
“जा बेटी, घर जा … तेरी प्रार्थना बेकार है …. !”
लड़की – “क्यों ?”
पुजारी – “क्योंकि बेटी …. समझदार लड़कों की गर्ल फ्रेंड नहीं होती  …. !!!”
Ek ladki mandir mein Bhagwaan se prarthana kar rahee thee -
“Hey Bhagwaan, kisi samajhdaar ladke ko mera boyfriend banaa do … ”
Paas hee khadaa pujaari bola -
“jaa beti, ghar jaa … teri praarthana bekar hai … !”
Ladki – “kyon ?”
Pujaari – “kyonki beti Samajhdaar ladkon kee girlfriend nahi hoti  … !!!”
एक्जाम के दौरान स्टूडेंट के दिल की आवाज़ -
“जिंदगी का रुख मोड़ दूंगा …
सारी बंदिशें तोड़ दूंगा …
ये सेमेस्टर ….
जैसे-तैसे निकल जाए ….
नेक्स्ट सेमेस्टर में सारे रिकॉर्ड तोड़ दूंगा … !!!”
पत्नी अपनी जीभ पर कुमकुम चावल आदि लगा रही थी.
पति ने हैरानी से पूछा – “ये क्या कर रही हो …?”
पत्नी – “जानते  नहीं आज दशहरा है …. शस्त्र-पूजन कर रही हूँ …!!!”
Patni apni jeebh par kumkum chaawal aadi lagaa rahii thii.
Pati ne hairaani se poochha – “ye kya kar rahi ho …. ?”
Patni – “Jaanate nahi aaj Dashahara hai …. Shastra-Poojan kar rahi huun … !!!”
पति – मेरी पत्नी गुम हो गई है …. !
पोस्ट मास्टर – “अंधा है क्या ?… ये पोस्ट ऑफिस है, पुलिस स्टेशन में जा न ?”
पति – “क्या करूँ, खुशी के मारे कुछ समझ में नहीं आ रहा कि किधर जाऊँ ???”
Pati – “meri patni gum ho gai hai … !
Postmaster – “andhaa hai kya ? … ye Post Office hai, police station jaa na  ?”
Pati – “kyaa karoon, khushi ke maare kuchh samajh nahi aa rahaa ki kidhar jaauun ???”
 पत्नी अपनी जीभ पर कुमकुम चावल आदि लगा रही थी.
पति ने हैरानी से पूछा – “ये क्या कर रही हो …?”
पत्नी – “जानते  नहीं आज दशहरा है …. शस्त्र-पूजन कर रही हूँ …!!!”
Patni apni jeebh par kumkum chaawal aadi lagaa rahii thii.
Pati ne hairaani se poochha – “ye kya kar rahi ho …. ?”
Patni – “Jaanate nahi aaj Dashahara hai …. Shastra-Poojan kar rahi huun … !!!”
पति – मेरी पत्नी गुम हो गई है …. !
पोस्ट मास्टर – “अंधा है क्या ?… ये पोस्ट ऑफिस है, पुलिस स्टेशन में जा न ?”
पति – “क्या करूँ, खुशी के मारे कुछ समझ में नहीं आ रहा कि किधर जाऊँ ???”
Pati – “meri patni gum ho gai hai … !
Postmaster – “andhaa hai kya ? … ye Post Office hai, police station jaa na  ?”
Pati – “kyaa karoon, khushi ke maare kuchh samajh nahi aa rahaa ki kidhar jaauun ???”
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45
Srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.
You might also like to read - Hindi jokes santa banta
Santa - My wife died yesterday..
Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.
Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,
upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse krta?
Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.
Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye.
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.
Exam ke dauraan student ke dil kee aawaaz -
“Zindari ka rukh mod doonga …
saari bandishen tod doonga …
Ye semester …
jaise-taise nikal jaaye …
next semester mein saare record tod doonga … !!!”
इण्डिया में सिर्फ 1% लडकियां ही
क्रिकेट, टेनिस, बैडमिंटन,
हॉकी जैसे खेल खेलती हैं …
बाकी 99% लडकिया
पत्नी बनकर पति की
जिंदगी से खेलती हैं … !!!
India mein sirf 1% ladkiyaan hee
cricket, tennis, badminton,
hockey jaise khel khelti hain …
baaki 99% ladkiyaan
patni ban kar pati kee
zindagi se khelti hain … !!!
Funny SMS Joke – 2
लड़की  (लड़के  से) – “अपने बाल तो देखो जैसे घास उगी हो …
लड़का  - “तभी मैं कहूँ कि भैंस मेरे पास क्यों खड़ी है … !”
Girl (to Boy) – “Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi ho …”
Boy- “tabhi main kahuun ki bhains mere paas kyon khadi hai … !”
Funny Love SMS – 3
धोखा मिला जब भी प्यार में
जिंदगी में उदासी छा गई
सोचा था छोड़ देंगे इस राह-ए-मोहब्बत को
कमबख्त फिर एक नए नंबर से मिस कॉल आ गई … !!!
Dhokha mila jab bhi pyaar mein
zindagi mein udaasi chhaa gai
sochaa thaa chhod denge is raah-e-mohabbat ko
kambakht fir ek naye number se miss call aa gai … !!!

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