Funny Jokes In Urdu Biography
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Pathan Chhilkay Sameet Kella Kha
Raha Tha: Kisi ne Usko Toka… Isko Chheel to Lo.. Pathan: Cheelnay ki Kya
Zaroorat Hai. Humko Maloom Hai, Iske Andar Kaila Hai.
A Engineer And An Programmer Are Sitting Next To Each Other On A Long Flight From La To Ny. The Engineer Leans Over To The Programmer And Asks If He Would Like To Play A Fun Game. The Programmer Just Wants To Take A Nap, So He Politely Declines And Rolls Over To The Window To Catch A Few Winks. The Engineer Persists And Explains That The Game Is Real Easy And A Lot Of Fun.
Pathan Pilot-Jokes Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye mere betay ka jahaz ha???… Pathan(bara
soch kr): hum guzarate waqt ghar pe bomb phenk dia kare ga.
Husband Aur Wife-Jokes Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi
1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo? Husband:- Tum dimagh kharab
mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi
DRIVER-Jokes 2 Girls Bus Me Seat k liye Lar Rhi thi DRIVER:
ap Me se Jo Umr Me Bari Hy wo Beth Jae. Phr kia, Dono Hi Pury Rasty Khmosh
khari Rahin
Secertry-Jokes ‘Boss ne aik Khubsort Secertry rkh li Kuch hi
Dino bad Boss ne Apny 54 Manzla Office se Jump Lga kr Khud kashi kr li. Police
2 Secertry: us wqt office me kon kon tha.? Secertry: us wqt me whan Mojod thi,
Mere B0ss buht...
Try Again-Jokes Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan, Baar
Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha. Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua? Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan
Main Likha Hai Try Again
Phatan And Doctor-Jokes Phatan ne Doctor ko bohat mara: Logo
ne pocha kyou? Phatan: Etni garmi main kehta hy Paani Boil Kar k Piyo
MomAur Beta-Jokes Mom:Beta kio roo rahay ho? Beta:Teacher
nay maraa mughe Mom:Kio maraa? Beta:Main nay unko MURGHI kaha tha Mom: kio kaha
tha? Beta: wo hamesha test main anda deti hain
Pathan Molvi Sahab Say-Jokes Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa
tareeqa batao k Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay? Molvi: Logon se
Mukke aur Laaten Khao. Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga
Pathan Interview-Jokes Bank manager ask the pathan in
interview Manager” what is Cyclone? Pathan: It is the loan given by the bank to
purchase a Cycle.
Teacher To Student-Jokes Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo
Insaan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai? Student: MISS, SHALWAR KA
NARR
Pathan In Qabristan-Jokes Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle
Qabristan Main Le Gaya. Aur Bola: Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed
Breakers Hain. Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.
Husband To Wife-Jokes Husband to wife: Did you have any
boyfriend before our marriage? Wife remained silent for some time… Husband: mai
es khamoshi ko kia samjhon?? Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey.
Hell To Hell Is Free-Jokes Ek admi ne dozak mai shetan se
kaha “kia mai apke mobile se apni bewi ko call karsakta hon?” Call karne ke
baad admi bola: Call ke kitny paise don? Shetan bola:No charge, because hell to
hell is free
Zardari ka Latest Song-Jokes Zardari ka Latest Song ”
Bachna-A Gharibo Lo Me Aa Gaya Noto Ka Aashiq Mulk Ka Dushman Apni Ada Hai BIBI
Se juda HE HOO
PAGAL-Jokes Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho . . . . Ghussa nahi krna mere
pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho . . . . . . . P=pyare A=ache G=Great A=anmol
L=lovley kaha tha na PAGAL ho.
Funny Urdu Poetry-Urdu Jokes koie na milay to qismat sy gila
nahi karty, aksar log mil kr bi mila nahi karty har shaakh par bahaar aati ha
zaror, par har shaakh par phool khila nhi krty
ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya..
kambakhto light chali gaee.
hasarat e deedar ki khatir us k muhaly main easeload ki shop khol li roz 1 naya shaks us k namr py 100 ka load kawa jata hy mohabbat na mili shop chal pare
can u read fast in english !
MY
A my
They my
They they my
A my they na my.
Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.
Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"
Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend : Kaise ?
Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...
AB AAP KI BARI HAI"
Misbah:
Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy
Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy
Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi
Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?
Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
e Ki Kya Baat Hy
Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.
ho gaya na suitcase bann
Ay Sard Sard Raat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye
KARNI Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye
Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K Darmeyan
Tanha Hy Meri Zat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye
Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Bat Hy
Ay Merey lovly Maan baap Mujhe "Bivi"Chahiye
Chehry Sy Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do
Ab Maan Jao Bat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahiye
Dekhi Hy Main Ne Dulhan Mujhe braat Chahiye
kr di he akhri baat Mujhe "Bivi" Chahye
Dedicated to all kanwara party.
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