Funny Bad Jokes Biography
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I was sitting in a park with some friends once (bit drunk, after a gig).. a couple came up to us (also tipsy) and asked if they could have some tobacco. Since me and my friends had been telling each other jokes, we said sure, but they had to tell us a good joke first.
The girl started off going 'Two goldfish are in a... in a....', turned to me and asked 'What do goldfish live in?' Even though I'd heard this joke loads, I didn't realise it was this particular joke, so I replied with 'Uuh, a goldfish bowl?' She seemed satisfied with that answer and continued... 'Oh yeah.. So, two goldfish are in a goldfish bowl, one turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing"'
The look on her face as she slowly realised that the joke she was expecting to tell wasn't the joke she had actually just told made it one of the best jokes I've ever heard.
(She then followed up with a bunch of other jokes, and tobacco was gladly given.)
Edit: Guys... It really was just tobacco. If it was weed, I would've s
I was at a festival in Germany once and some guys came over to me and my friends and asked (in German) if they could borrow some cigarette papers. Being British, we couldn't really understand what they were saying - but we'd managed to figure it out with our limited knowledge of German and their 'rolling a joint' hand signals. We went on having a conversation in broken German for a couple of minutes, both parties looking more and more confused, until one of my friends said something to me in English. The other group looked surprised and started laughing - turns out they were British as well, we'd both assumed the others were German and had spent the last 5 minutes talking (probably) nonsense to each other in a language none of us knew.
Haha... Did this in Brazil! I'm asking some directions and getting blank stares. I figure it's my accent (Yeah, it's been known to make Brazilians laugh at my attempts at Portuguese) so I turn to my friend to ask how to say a word. But I ask him in English. And the guys I'm talking to go "Oh, you guys speak English? We're from Australia"
I once had to ask a nun in Paris a question (I can't remember for the life of me why, probably directions?)
After two minutes of awkward French from both sides side she just said 'I think this will be a lot easier like this' in an Irish accent.
TL;DR I assumed an Irish person was French because it was France.
I don't know if it's just a stupid thing that British people do, but when we try to speak in another language we tend to (badly) imitate the accent as well. So no one really noticed.
Also, drunk.
That is like the David Foster Wallace one: There are these two young fish swimming along, and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says, "Morning, boys, how's the water?" And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes, "What the hell is water?"
My son came up with this joke when he was 5. I'm so proud.
Edit: I have been shown solid evidence that I am wrong to attribute this joke to my son. It has been around for some time.
Meet Humphrey the humpless camel. Growing up, Humphrey was different from all of the other camel kids and they made fun of him endlessly. Humphrey would often spend recess alone and cry because he had no friends.
One day, Humphrey was walking home from Camel Elementary, and a man stopped him in the street. He asked Humphrey if he could run. Humphrey said that because he had no humps, he could run even faster than the other camels. The man jumped onto Humphrey's back, and Humphrey ran, ran, and ran. For the first time ever, he had a sense of purpose! He found another humpless camel, named Heather, and they got along very well. They humped.
And that's how horses were made.
I dunno why your joke reminded me of this one.
A female golfer had just sunk her first putt and is headed to the second tee when she is stung by a bee. She is taken to the Dr. and he says, "where did it sting you?"
"Between the first and second hole" she replied.
"Well" said the Dr. "your stance is too wide."
and his date find their seats. They arrived to the venue just before the doors closed, so he is feeling a little flustered. But it's ok, because he's here with her.
The lights dim and he knows the moment is nearing for him to make his mark and show her how light-hearted and funny he really is. The car ride was pleasant, however they'd all but used up the standard small-talk exchanges. He'll owe it all to reddit, of course. But she doesn't know that. Funny and educated in the realm of theatre? Pure gold.
"Oh shit." He thinks. The curtains begin to part. He turns to her with a grin as his moment arrives, "Hey," he gets her attention, "Knock, Knock."
There's a screech of metal-on-metal. The curtains come to an unceremonious halt and silence slithers through the room as confusion sets in amongst the crowd. She turns to him, a double dose of confusion evident on her furrowed brow as she tries to comprehend the timing of his joke and the jamming of the curtains, hanging like a convict at the gallows. "Umm..Who's there?" She whispers in hesitant expectation.
Mayormcsleaze freezes up, his grasp on the English language suddenly loose and shaky, an unthinkable situation for an English Major. He had no need to prepare a backup joke. The very first line of this damn show was his saviour, and she'd just said it. Why didn't he just take her to a movie? Trust this ancient technology to let him down. "Uhh...Brian?" she whispers, "Who's there?"
It's just his luck.
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