Funny Jokes For Kids Biography
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Teacher: “Emil… why are you coming into my classroom on your
hands and knees?”
Emil: “Because yesterday you told me not to talk into your
class late.”
A boy telling his friend: “The food was awful at summer camp
this year. My first day there, I threw mine in the lake and darned if the fish
didn’t throw it back.”
Teacher: “If your father earned $50,000 a month and gave
your mother half, what would she have?”
Student: “Heart failure or maybe a stroke!”
Teacher: “In the alphabet, what comes after ‘O’?”
Student: “Yeah.”
Teacher: “Attention class! First off, who can name a deadly
poison?”
Charlie: “I can, teacher. Aviation. One drop and you’re
dead.”
Teacher: “Just how did this window get broken?”
Student: “I was cleaning my slingshot and it went off.”
New kid: “Where do you live?”
Old kid: “On Tough Street. The farther you go, the tougher
you get. I live in the last house!”
Two kids talking:
Kid 1: You shoulda been with me this summer at camp. We had
a lot of tough times with skunks.
Kid 2: How do they smell?
Kid 1: They smell like our gym class! But I never changed
clothes once this summer at camp and y’know what? Toward the end of the season,
the skunks ran away from me.”
Elmer: “Hey, Gorge, did you hear about the tire that had a
nervous breakdown?”
George: “Nope. Tell me about it.”
Elmer: “It just couldn’t take any more pressure!”
“My mother really talked to the airplane pilot when we got
on the plane.”
“Really? What’d she talk about.”
“Oh, she just told him not to go faster than sound ’cause
she and I wanted to talk a lot.”
Two kids were walking home from school. “What should we do
tonight?” – one asked.
“Let’s flip a coin,” replied the other. “If it comes up
head, we will go to the movies. If it comes up tail, we’ll play pool. If it
stands on edge, we’ll study.”
Jonas: “Did you hear about the stupid farmer who ran a
steamroller over his field of potatoes?”
Adam: “Nope. Not a word.”
Jonas: “Well, the dope thought he’d get a crop of smashed
potatoes.”
Mary: “Get away from me, Jamie. You remind me of the ocean.”
Jamie: “Why is that? Because I’m so handsome?”
Mary: “No! Because you make me sick!”
A small boy ridiculed the talk about a painless dentist in
his neighborhood.
“He is not painless at all,” said the lad. “He put his
finger in my mouth and I bit it and he yelled just like anybody would.”
After the third day of school, the six-year-old came running
home from school crying and sobbing. She ran into the house and up to her
mother, sobbing: “M-mom, how long does it take a little girl to finally graduate?”
The class was on a tour of the local art museum and the
teacher stopped before a reproduction of a DaVinci painting.
“Class, this man was a genius. With just one, single stroke
he could change a smiling face into a pained, sorrowful one.”
A little boy raised his hand. “Question, Elmer?” the teacher
asked.
“I just want to tell you that my Mom can do the same thing.”
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