Funny Jokes And Riddles Biography
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Tom Marvolo Riddle (31 December, 1926– 2 May, 1998), later
known as Lord Voldemort, was a half-blood wizard and considered to be the most
powerful Dark Wizard of all time. He was the son of wealthy Muggle Tom Riddle
Sr., and witch Merope Gaunt, who died shortly after childbirth. He was the heir
of Salazar Slytherin and was ordered to finish his work. Tom Riddle Sr. left
his wife soon after she became pregnant with their son, having been released
from the enchantment of a love potion which had started their relationship.
Their son, Tom Marvolo Riddle, was born and raised in a Muggle orphanage, but
eventually attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (1938-1945) and
was sorted into Slytherin house. Tom Riddle was the most talented pupil to ever
attend Hogwarts. To the school at large he appeared to be an exceedingly
handsome and polite child. In reality, however, Riddle was cruel, arrogant,
sadistic, manipulative, psychopathic and megalomaniacal. Having achieved
outstanding grades in every examination he took, Riddle left Hogwarts and went
on to a brief employment at Borgin and Burkes, before disappearing from public
view completely.
Having embraced the Dark Arts he encountered in his travels,
the former Tom Riddle, now known exclusively as Lord Voldemort, raised an
enormous army comprised of followers he recruited both at school and
afterwards, as well as many dark creatures. This army, known as the Death
Eaters, began a campaign of terror and violence never before seen in Britain.
After hearing half of a prophecy referring to a single being with the power to
destroy him, Voldemort set off to kill Harry Potter, to whom he believed the
prophecy referred. After murdering Harry's parents, Lily and James, Voldemort
turned his wand upon the boy, but due to Lily Potter's loving sacrifice,
Voldemort's curse backfired on him and his body was destroyed. Stripped of his
physical form, Voldemort fled to a far-flung forest in Albania, to await the
day when he could regain a body and return to power. After thirteen years of
waiting that day would finally arrive, and with the use of Potter’s own blood,
the Dark Lord rose again.
Although he initially laid low, Voldemort was soon forced
into the open, and began his bloody conquest of the wizarding world anew. After
two years of constant warfare, Voldemort finally gained control of the Ministry
of Magic, and ruled relatively unopposed, save for a few pockets of resistance.
Despite his hold over the country, Voldemort was still unsatisfied, as he had
yet to remove the danger the prophecy presented to him. After learning of
Potter's location, Voldemort set out to destroy the boy at once and for all
launching his entire amassed force against Hogwarts. Upon arriving at the
school, Voldemort was met by a full scale rebellion of Hogwarts staff and
students, along with the members of the Order of the Phoenix and the residents
of Hogsmeade. As the battle progressed the Death Eaters were driven into the
Great Hall, where Voldemort engaged Harry Potter in a duel, and, because all of
his Horcruxes were destroyed, Tom Marvolo Riddle was finally killed once and
for all.
Tom Riddle's mutilated soul was then trapped in limbo for
eternity, unable to move on or return as a ghost.
What does Santa say in a race?
"Ready, set, HO!"
What do you call a Christmas duck?
A Christmas quacker!
What does a cat in the dessert have in common with Christmas?
Sandy claws.
Where did Santa Claus go for vacation?
Santa Cruz.
What do you get if you cross Santa and a dog?
Santa Paws!
What is Santa's favorite snack?
Ho, hos!
Where did Santa get his fridge from?
Comet! (Comet is an electrical shop in England and also one of the reindeer.)
Why did Mrs Christmas put make up on her head?
Because she could'nt MAKE UP her mind.
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